We sometimes refer to penetrative sex acts by the name of the appendage doing the penetrating –… (opens in new tab)

We sometimes refer to penetrative sex acts by the name of the appendage doing the penetrating – e.g., fingered, fisted, etc. – and of course we have appendage-related euphemisms such as “to dick down”, but imagine if this applied more generally. Imagine a world where “I’m going to penis you” is plausible dirty talk.