Agentic Postgres Challenge Submission
This is a submission for the Agentic Postgres Challenge with Tiger Data
Now I Can’t Sleep 😭🐯
My coffee is cold. My brain is fried.
18 days back → “just another Postgres”
Today → 5 angry AI ghosts shout in my laptop:
“USE BRIN INDEX!!”
“NO!! GIN BETTER!!”
“FORK ME NOW!!”
“ZERO COPY OR I CRY!!”
“ROLLBACK MY LIFE!!”
All this magic = Tiger Data
Tiger Data = Super Simple
- Same team that made TimescaleDB (Toyota, Mistral use it)
- Made Agentic Postgres → database born for AI
- Free plan → unlimited forks, super fast search, zero cost
- Just type:
tiger create service boom→ done in 8 seconds - No card. No joke.
Link → [https://tigerdata.com](https://t…
Agentic Postgres Challenge Submission
This is a submission for the Agentic Postgres Challenge with Tiger Data
Now I Can’t Sleep 😭🐯
My coffee is cold. My brain is fried.
18 days back → “just another Postgres”
Today → 5 angry AI ghosts shout in my laptop:
“USE BRIN INDEX!!”
“NO!! GIN BETTER!!”
“FORK ME NOW!!”
“ZERO COPY OR I CRY!!”
“ROLLBACK MY LIFE!!”
All this magic = Tiger Data
Tiger Data = Super Simple
- Same team that made TimescaleDB (Toyota, Mistral use it)
- Made Agentic Postgres → database born for AI
- Free plan → unlimited forks, super fast search, zero cost
- Just type:
tiger create service boom→ done in 8 seconds - No card. No joke.
Link → https://tigerdata.com
What I did (so easy)
- Made 5 copies of same database in 2 seconds
- Gave each AI its own copy to break
- Best one wins → click merge
- Others → delete → gone forever
- Total cost = ₹0
Future not coming.
Tiger Data already forked it at 3 AM.
I still hear “GIN!!” when I close eyes.
You also try → https://tigerdata.com
Break something today 😈