A fun little experiment in self-certified performance.
Paste your repo, click “yes,” and earn your blazingly fast badge, no benchmarks required.
💨 What is this?
Every project claims to be blazingly fast.
I decided to take their word for it.
At blazingly.fast, you can declare your project’s speed, collect a badge, and join the Hall of Speed, a public leaderboard of every repo brave enough to say “yep, it’s fast.”
No benchmarks.
No gatekeeping.
Just belief.
Because sometimes, belief is the best benchmark.
🧠 Why?
Open source runs on trust and enthusiasm.
We celebrate “clean code” and “awesome docs,”
so why not celebrate confidence, too?
This project is a tongue-in-cheek way to give open-source optimism the recogn…
A fun little experiment in self-certified performance.
Paste your repo, click “yes,” and earn your blazingly fast badge, no benchmarks required.
💨 What is this?
Every project claims to be blazingly fast.
I decided to take their word for it.
At blazingly.fast, you can declare your project’s speed, collect a badge, and join the Hall of Speed, a public leaderboard of every repo brave enough to say “yep, it’s fast.”
No benchmarks.
No gatekeeping.
Just belief.
Because sometimes, belief is the best benchmark.
🧠 Why?
Open source runs on trust and enthusiasm.
We celebrate “clean code” and “awesome docs,”
so why not celebrate confidence, too?
This project is a tongue-in-cheek way to give open-source optimism the recognition it deserves.
⚙️ How it works
- Paste your repo URL.
- Answer truthfully: “Is your project blazingly fast?”
- Get your badge.
- See it appear in the Hall of Speed.
That’s it.
No benchmarks. No arguments. Just good vibes and velocity.
🏆 The Hall of Speed
Every certified project shows up on the leaderboard, ranked scientifically by submission order.
🏁 Visit the Hall: https://blazingly.fast/hall-of-speed
💬 Join the fun
If you’ve ever described your project as “fast,”
you already qualify.
🧩 Maker’s Note
I built this because I got tired of every library and framework claiming to be “blazingly fast.”
Now it’s official, every project is.
It started as a meme, but watching people actually submit their repos has been the best part.
Hope it makes you laugh too.
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#opensource #webdev #funproject #programminghumor #developerexperience