Code Never Lies, It Just Mirrors the Coder
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I can tell when a developer wrote code while angry.

The variable names are aggressive—killProcess, destroyData, forceOverride. The comments drip with passive aggression: “this would be cleaner if the API wasn’t garbage.” The abstractions are defensive, built to prove a point rather than solve a problem. The whole structure screams “I’m right and everyone else is wrong.”

I can tell when someone wrote code while anxious. The functions are tiny—three lines each, obsessively decomposed. There are redundant checks everywhere, defensive programming taken to paranoid extremes. The git history shows seventeen micro-commits made within an hour. Every edge case has a handler, even the impossible ones.

I can tell when a developer wrote code while exhausted. The patterns are incons…

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