How I discovered our 99.9% uptime was masking $2.3 million in lost revenue, and rebuilt SLOs that actually protect business value.

The Green Dashboard of Lies

It was Monday morning, and our executive team was furious. Our biggest enterprise customer had just threatened to leave after a catastrophic weekend outage that had prevented their entire sales team from accessing our platform during their quarterly push.

I pulled up our service level objective (SLO) dashboard: 99.94% uptime — green across the board. “But look,” I said, pointing at the screen, “we exceeded our SLO targets.”

The silence in that conference room taught me everything I needed to know about the gap between what we were measuring and what actually mattered.

The Vanity Metrics Trap

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