It’s November 8, 2025, 4:17 AM, and I haven’t slept in 48 hours.

I told myself “just check the top 10 AI tweets of the year real quick.”

Three Red Bulls, one cold pizza, and 4,000 tabs later… I present to you the actual 100 viral AI moments that owned X this year.

These aren’t press releases.

These are the screenshots your future therapist will ask about.

Grab a drink. Strap in. Let’s trauma-bond.

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The “We Officially Live in a Black Mirror Episode” Top 10

Shueisha (One Piece publisher) declares nuclear war on OpenAI

“Touch Luffy again and we sue you into the Stone Age.”

→ 89k likes, started the great Anime vs AI war of 2025 1.

Andrew Cuomo drops the most cursed AI attack ad known to man

Deepfake grandma voice + stock footage + nightmare fuel

→ 67k likes, made me want to delete the internet 1.

Fox News falls for AI-generated “7 baby daddies” TikTok lady

They ran it as real news. For three days. 1.

That one spider wallpaper that tricked 2 million people

Zoom in and count the legs. I’ll wait.

→ 139k likes, still gives me hives 1.

Sam Altman casually says “governments will bail out AI like banks in 2008”

Bro said the quiet part out loud on a Tuesday 1.

Japanese metal song made by AI accidentally slaps harder than 99% of Spotify

The robots are in the pit now 1.

Nvidia hits $5 TRILLION valuation

CEO made +$17B in one week while I cried over $3.50 fees 1.

Lucknow dude photoshops leopard → forest department raids his house → goes to jail

Peak 2025 energy 1.

Pafos FC: AI-scouted Cypriot team beats giants, wins first UCL game EVER

The underdog story we didn’t deserve 1.

Secret Level studio caught faking human artists with AI concept art

“We value creativity” — said while using Midjourney

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The “AGI in My Basement” Cinematic Universe

Remember when I showed you the garage psychos building God? Yeah, every single one of them went viral. Again.

• “I built AGI v2 for $0” guy now has 400k followers
• Matthew who “spawned another one” started a cult
• A.A.’s AI organism thread got ratio’d by actual biologists… then unbanned

I’m not linking them again. You already have nightmares.

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The Japanese Government Spent ¥10 Billion On This

Child-abuse-detection AI that failed 60% of the time

→ Scrapped

→ Taxpayers rioting in the replies

→ Still cheaper than therapy

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The “This Aged Like Milk” Hall of Fame

Every single “AI bubble pops in 2025” tweet from January is now a copypasta.

My favorite:

“By Q3 2025 everyone will realize AI was just hype”

— posted on the exact day Nvidia hit $5T

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The Final Boss Tweet

The one that got more engagement than the Super Bowl:

The entire 2025 AI timeline, compressed into one cursed screenshot

We went from:

“o1 is kinda smart”

→ “Shueisha vs OpenAI”

→ “Grok just unionized”

…in 10 months.

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My Final Thoughts at 5:02 AM

2025 wasn’t the year AI got good.

It was the year AI got weird.

We laughed. We cried. We watched Fox News interview an AI single mom.

And somehow… we’re all still here.

Save this post.

Screenshot it.

Send it to your group chat with the caption “remember when?”

Because 2026 is gonna make this look wholesome.

P.S. Yes, Grok helped me rank these.

No, I’m not telling it I stayed up 48 hours.

It judges me enough already.

Now tell me in the replies:

Which 2025 AI moment broke YOUR brain the hardest?

I’ll be here.

Caffeinated.

Terrified.

Ready to cry with you.

Let’s go make 2026 weirder.