Matcha’s rise from ritual to retail, and how Blank Street brewed Glasgow’s obsession.

In internet culture, anything can be crowned the next craze — no idea is off-limits, and the stranger, the better. If an influencer bottled puddle water and branded it as “mermaid-infused hydration,” it would be swirling in Stanley cups by tomorrow.

But there’s still a side of the internet with a shred of sanity, one that loves a list of refusals. Open TikTok and, against the flood of new fads, you’ll quickly see content like: “Never tried, never will.” Labubus? Check. Dubai chocolate? Check. Love Island? Check. Matcha might not be a usual culprit in these reels, but as one of the most performative trends of them all, I’m adding it — check, check.

I used to think matcha was the most performa…

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