With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon
Hosting Thanksgiving without a LifeStraw Go 24oz Stainless Steel Insulated Water Filter Bottle
You need to stay hydrated while you cook. All the stress, all the heat in the kitchen. It’s important to drink enough water.
So you fill a glass.
But when you reach for it at some point, you knock it over. It smashes on the floor.
Just then, your hippie cousin James wanders in. Ugh, why is he barefoot? Seriously, it’s November! The floors are cold!
You point and tell him to watch his feet, but he sees only the water. “A little H2O never hurt anyone, man,” he says, before stepping on a shard and cutting and slicing open his heel.
Your aunt glares at you as she loads him into her car to go to the ER. “He was going to hike the coas…
With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon
Hosting Thanksgiving without a LifeStraw Go 24oz Stainless Steel Insulated Water Filter Bottle
You need to stay hydrated while you cook. All the stress, all the heat in the kitchen. It’s important to drink enough water.
So you fill a glass.
But when you reach for it at some point, you knock it over. It smashes on the floor.
Just then, your hippie cousin James wanders in. Ugh, why is he barefoot? Seriously, it’s November! The floors are cold!
You point and tell him to watch his feet, but he sees only the water. “A little H2O never hurt anyone, man,” he says, before stepping on a shard and cutting and slicing open his heel.
Your aunt glares at you as she loads him into her car to go to the ER. “He was going to hike the coast between now and Christmas,” she says. “And now he can’t.”
Hosting Thanksgiving with a LifeStraw Go 24oz Stainless Steel Insulated Water Filter Bottle
You need to stay hydrated while you cook. All the stress, all the heat in the kitchen. It’s important to drink enough water.
So you fill your LifeStraw bottle.
But when you reach for it at some point, you knock it over. No big deal. It’s stainless steel.
Just then, your hippie cousin James wanders in. Ugh, why is he barefoot? Seriously, it’s November! The floors are cold!
He leans over and picks up your LifeStraw bottle as it rolls up to him. “Whoa, man, pretty serious.” You explain its features, a bit overkill for at home like this, but nice for hiking, with its filtering ability and all.
He listens intently, nodding along.
At the end of the night, you can’t find the bottle anywhere.
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Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It’s chaotic. It’s fun. It’s a terrible way to shop responsibly. You’ve been warned.