Calphalon Premier 15-Piece Self-Sharpening Knife Block Set in Dark Wood $119.99
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With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon

Hosting Thanksgiving without a Calphalon Premier 15-Piece Self-Sharpening Knife Block Set in Dark Wood

You put your nephew, Jack, in charge of some of the prep work. Chopping onions, chopping potatoes, chopping carrots, et cetera.

The only problem? Your crummy old knives are dull.

Jack complains of wrist pain.

“Is it carpal tunnel?” asks John, your brother-in-law. Jack responds, maybe. Now John’s up in your face. “Is this some sort of sick joke? Giving my son carpal tunnel? The day before his audition for the vaunted trombone scholarship to get into Juilliard? Do you know how much tuition is without a scholarship? I’m ruined, you hear me, ruined!”

Wait, a trombone audition? The day after Thanksgiving?

“We can’t all be hitting…

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