With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon
Hosting Thanksgiving without a Cuisinart 11-Piece Hard Anodized Nonstick Cookware Set
Aunt Melba needs to sauté some onions for stuffing. But now, the onions are burning and sticking to the surface of the pan.
“You’re not doing it right,” says her husband, Uncle Jeff, unhelpfully.
“That’s it,” Aunt Melba takes the pan from the heat and tries, desperately, to scrape the onions into the trash. “I give up.”
“Just what you always do,” says Uncle Jeff. “You give up.”
“Well, if that’s what you think, fine, I give up,” Aunt Melba says with tears in her eyes, “On us.”
“Are you saying–”
“I want a divorce!”
Aunt Melba storms out. Thanksgiving is very awkward this year, especially because Melba was the one you’re actually related to…
With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon
Hosting Thanksgiving without a Cuisinart 11-Piece Hard Anodized Nonstick Cookware Set
Aunt Melba needs to sauté some onions for stuffing. But now, the onions are burning and sticking to the surface of the pan.
“You’re not doing it right,” says her husband, Uncle Jeff, unhelpfully.
“That’s it,” Aunt Melba takes the pan from the heat and tries, desperately, to scrape the onions into the trash. “I give up.”
“Just what you always do,” says Uncle Jeff. “You give up.”
“Well, if that’s what you think, fine, I give up,” Aunt Melba says with tears in her eyes, “On us.”
“Are you saying–”
“I want a divorce!”
Aunt Melba storms out. Thanksgiving is very awkward this year, especially because Melba was the one you’re actually related to.
Hosting Thanksgiving with a Cuisinart 11-Piece Hard Anodized Nonstick Cookware Set
Aunt Melba needs to sauté some onions for stuffing. You get her a nonstick pan.
“Those look great, baby,” Uncle Jeff says, standing behind her.
“Thanks, honey,” Aunt Melba says.
“My wife, the chef, everyone!” Uncle Jeff says.
“Oh, stop,” Aunt Melba says, clearly not wanting him to stop.
Stick around all day for great deals on stuff that just might save Thanksgiving! (Or not, but hey, the deals will still be solid.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It’s chaotic. It’s fun. It’s a terrible way to shop responsibly. You’ve been warned.