With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon

Hosting Thanksgiving without a Rachael Ray 20-Piece Nestables Food Storage Square Set

The meal was a success. Now, it’s time to pack up some leftovers.

You open up the drawer where you keep all your food storage containers, just as Uncle Carl is walking in.

He sees the messy jumble of containers and recoils. “That’s how organized you keep your things? And we trusted you to cook Thanksgiving dinner?! Oh, god! I wonder what kind of contamination and otherwise unsafe cooking conditions my food was exposed to! I think I’m going to be sick!”

He runs out of the room, clutching his stomach. You rush after him and find the whole of your assembled guests, doubled over, retching.

The doorbell rings. The man at the door identifies him…

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