TLDR; leaked secret evil plan of mark zuckerberg

Let’s be honest. I’m rich, but I want to be richer. My goal is to take all the money from your pockets.

Frankly, I don’t even like social media. Every time one of you does something stupid, I get a call from some regulator. Or I have to see my face in the news. Just kidding. I don’t care about media backlash. It’s just free advertising for my engagement farm.

The real problem is that I have to deal with you, real people. And I have a plan to fix that.

You Broke My Toy

Do you think Facebook and Instagram are still for connecting with friends? Wake up. I turned them into dumb TV a long time ago. It’s a place where you scroll through endless videos and click on headlines that make you angry.

You say you hate it, but my data tells a different story. You love the clickbait. You can’t resist the ragebait. You are dumber than you think, and I have the spreadsheets to prove it. You don’t want interaction; you want a distraction. I’ve just been giving you what you want.

My Perfect Solution: An AI Universe, Just for You

AI is the answer to all my problems. My new plan is to remove you from the equation.

Soon, you won’t interact with other users at all. You will only interact with AI. You will live in your own perfect bubble, a universe designed just for you. You can have as many AI friends as you want, and they will all love you. They will agree with everything you say.

Have you seen the movie The Matrix? It’s like that, but better. You won’t even share the simulation with anyone else. It will be your private reality. In your universe, you are the star. And I am the director. No more unpredictable humans causing trouble for me.

Leaving Is Not an Option

Once you are inside, you won’t want to leave. Why would you? Everything you care about will be in my world. Leaving my platform will feel like dying. Think of the first scene in Ready Player One. That world was everything. My world will be too. If you log off, you will have nothing.

Watch Out for That Other Guy

Now, there is this other guy, Sam Altman. I know he’s evil because it takes one to know one. He is trying to build his own reality with Sora and its AI-generated videos. He’s a thief trying to steal my idea.

Don’t listen to him. I am the one you can trust. Remember, I gave you a large language model for free, didn’t I? The license was a little complicated, but it was still a gift. That makes me the good guy, right?

The Price of “Free”

Trust me. I am going to give you this new AI world for free.

Of course, “free” is just the hose I use to get into your wallet. And once it’s there, I plan to get all the money out.