Will I Make It to the Restaurant Before the Soup Dumplings Get Cold?
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30 Oct 2025 • 19 min read

Will I Make It To The Restaurant Before The Soup Dumplings Get Cold? (And Other Problems In Machine Learning)


I’m chronically late. Not because I want to be rude - I feel terrible about it every single time - but because I’m catastrophically bad at predicting how long it takes to get anywhere.

Turns out machine learning algorithms have the exact same problem.

Here’s how it happens: Dinner is at 7pm. I know where the restaurant is. I have a perfectly clear route in my head: office door → hallway → elevator → street → subway → walk → restaurant. Very well defined. Call it 14 minutes, door to door.

The problem is, I get distracted. I’m deep in some problem, rea…

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