My first kleptomania patient
newstatesman.com·14w

Illustration by Charlotte Trounce

Theo wanted me to sign him off sick. “I’ve had this at various times in my life,” he explained. “I just can’t help myself – it’s an overwhelming urge to steal.” His eyes had a beseeching look. “But it’s serious now: these days I’m working in care.”

I will admit to initial scepticism – people in trouble sometimes attempt to recruit doctors to aid their defence. But Theo hadn’t been caught. It would end his career, though, were he to be found stealing from vulnerable adults in his care.

“I’ve taken myself out of work.” He shook his head vigorously. “It’s so stupid – I don’t even want the things. I don’t need them. I honestly don’t know why I do it.”

Kleptomania is…

Similar Posts

Loading similar posts...

Keyboard Shortcuts

Navigation
Next / previous item
j/k
Open post
oorEnter
Preview post
v
Post Actions
Love post
a
Like post
l
Dislike post
d
Undo reaction
u
Recommendations
Add interest / feed
Enter
Not interested
x
Go to
Home
gh
Interests
gi
Feeds
gf
Likes
gl
History
gy
Changelog
gc
Settings
gs
Browse
gb
Search
/
General
Show this help
?
Submit feedback
!
Close modal / unfocus
Esc

Press ? anytime to show this help