At NebraskaJS I introduced my dumbest project yet: a compiler which converts ArnoldC programs into JavaScript, with full support for Source Maps.

(Start at 17:46 for the ArnoldC action)

ArnoldC

ArnoldC is a game changer in the world of software development. It’s a procedural language where every keyword is a catchphrase from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Here’s helloworld.arnoldc:

IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Or, to write a = (b + 5) * 2:

GET TO THE CHOPPER a
HERE IS MY INVITATION b
GET UP 5
YOU'RE FIRED 2
ENOUGH TALK

(Note the unique order of operations in ArnoldC: mathematical operations ar…

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