Get your glasses out, lots of reading… Will you be 33+ years old in 2026? Are you itching to reclaim your glory days? Ready to prove-again-just how great you once were?
This is your comeback tour. Your chance to prove the legend was real. Your opportunity to reclaim glory…or at least chase it while stretching your hamstrings.
If you’re under 33 in 2026, don’t try to sneak in. Your time is coming - wait for Firefall tryouts in late spring. This is for grown men who still have a little gas in the tank.
Before You Begin… A Reality Check Seeking athletes—current, former, or “I swear I used to be good”—who hustle hard and still keep ice packs in the freezer. If your go to move is walking around the field wearing tight athletic gear with a protruding belly… STOP Close this form. Send…
Get your glasses out, lots of reading… Will you be 33+ years old in 2026? Are you itching to reclaim your glory days? Ready to prove-again-just how great you once were?
This is your comeback tour. Your chance to prove the legend was real. Your opportunity to reclaim glory…or at least chase it while stretching your hamstrings.
If you’re under 33 in 2026, don’t try to sneak in. Your time is coming - wait for Firefall tryouts in late spring. This is for grown men who still have a little gas in the tank.
Before You Begin… A Reality Check Seeking athletes—current, former, or “I swear I used to be good”—who hustle hard and still keep ice packs in the freezer. If your go to move is walking around the field wearing tight athletic gear with a protruding belly… STOP Close this form. Send it to someone who prefers to wear out instead of rust out.
Ultimate experience NOT required. Athleticism recommended. Competitive spirit mandatory.
Don’t know what Ultimate is? https://youtube.com/shorts/jY2CKBrUgfI?si=jeZJI55-Wn_emHyW Hopefully that didn’t scare you away, wouldn’t want you pulling a hammy for those three steps you tried to run. If you were ever an athlete - even if it was back in “before the internet was fast” days - we want you.
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THE “I HAVE KIDS” DILEMMA… Your kids aren’t an excuse, they’re motivation. Show them what commitment looks like. Show them that athleticism, health, and teamwork don’t expire after youth sports. Let them see you giving your all on the field just like you expect them to.
No kids yet? No worries, there are apps for it. Option 1 Ask Yourself These Questions (Hint: the correct answer is YES for all of them)
- Will I actually give it my all at practice?
- Will I push myself & teammates to get better?
- Will I give max defensive effort? (think 90’s NBA defense, not today’s please enjoy your free layup style)
- Will I be coachable?
- Will I accept accountability like an adult?
- Will I show up to practice on time OR at least with a dramatic flair?
- Will I stay mentally strong when adversity strikes OR a muscle cramps?
- Will I support and encourage my teammates?
- Will I be dependable - not disappearing mid-season?
- Will I play with good sportsmanship? (tough, not jerk)
- Will I commit to improving - individually & as a team?
- Will I get into real athletic shape beyond “I mowed the lawn last week”?
- Do I get pissed when we get embarrassed on the field?
- Do I want to win?
If you answered YES to everything, Welcome!
If not, thanks for participating in this brief self-reflection activity.
Feel free to quietly close this form and continue your rusting journey.
Option 1