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A Letter to My Three-Year-Old Self

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Self-Defense Techniques for Jazz Musicians

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Teleportation Journeys of Other Trump Administration Officials

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Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Lurking in the Google Doc to See if You’ve Left Me Comments Yet

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I’ve Never seen the Mormon Wives Show, but Apparently It’s Extremely Important, and We All Need to Be Paying Attention

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We’ve Officially Won the War We’re Currently and Indefinitely Fighting

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Excerpts from The Believer: A Microinterview with Roman Prokes

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Welcome to This Open House. Please, Do Not Ask Me About Its Vast Network of Tunnels

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The Odds of Me Being Mauled by a Bear This Weekend Keep Going Up on Kalshi

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Plantmaxxing

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The Party of Small Government Demands Twenty-Four-Hour Video Footage of Your Children

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An Excerpt from Annabelle Gurwitch’s New Memoir, The End of My Life Is Killing Me: The Unexpected Joys of a Cancer Slacker

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Literary References, According to Tech Bros

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The Script of Every American Movie Set in Ireland

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Is Your Child Suffering from Brain Rot or Quoting Finnegans Wake?

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A Brief Overview of What It Means to Be a “Viking” for Bostonians

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I Don’t Care That My Boyfriend Is a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach—I Love Him, and We’re Getting Married

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Classic Movie Quotes If Everyone Were MAHA-Pilled

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The Little Bunny from Goodnight Moon Accepts an Award

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Excerpts from The Believer: No One Gave It to You

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