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The substack of McSweeney's Internet Tendency, McSweeney's Publishing's humor & satire website.

Epidurals, for Him
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We’re Diversifying the University by Hiring More Crackpots
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Deciphering Your Daughter’s "MOM" Texts
mcsweeneysinternettendency.substack.com·2w·Substack
"They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us": Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System
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William Tecumseh Sherman Demands a Ballroom
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An Excerpt from Our New Book, "Documentary Now!"
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Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing
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Vatican City is Overrun with Crime Thanks to Its Woke Pope
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Relax, We Can't Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Threatens to Murder Millions of People
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Hi, I'm Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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Hello, It's Me, Elijah. Who's the Jerk Who Drank My Cup of Wine?
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We’ve Officially Won the War We’re Currently and Indefinitely Fighting
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My Irish American Culture Is Not Your Costume--It’s My Costume
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Next Season on David Ellison's "The Pitt"
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Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz
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My Fellow Americans, We Are Richer Than Ever Before. Well, You Aren’t, But We Are
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Our Mission at the Environmental Protection Agency Is Simple: Destroy the Environment
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Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
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When I Invited All of You Over to Watch "The Big Game," I Assumed You Knew I Was Talking about Human Chess
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I'm Still Your America
mcsweeneysinternettendency.substack.com·16w·Substack

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