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On this day in history, in 1919, the German foreign minister protested the Versailles Treaty terms, possibly understanding in advance that it would case a furor in Germany

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The price you pay when you grab that loaf of bread off the shelf may depend on how fast you can run to the register [Asinine]

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Murdaugh murdaughr vaughrdict vaughcated [Facepalm]

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Before Darth Vader was Darth Vader, he was the Black Knight! This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Reflection Edition [CSB]

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Caption this badass cat [Caption]

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But for a lot of older men, whose lives or romantic relationships didn't pan out the way they'd planned, their experiences haven't exactly shaped them for the better. Dating sucks, but it seems to be getting better for women open to younger men

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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Monochrome Set, James, Lone Justice, and The House Of Love. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #800. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options

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That woman who murdered her husband and then published a children's book about grief? Yeah, she's being sentenced on what would have been her husband's 44th birthday. Maybe she could write a book about irony next?

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I don't think cruise ships are a good idea right now [Scary]

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Researchers gave some pregnant women kale powder capsules and others were given carrot powder capsules. Guess my mom liked bacon [Amusing]

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You know how it is: you're violating parole after release from prison, ramming police cars, getting shot at, breaking into houses and stealing knives, fighting off German shepherds, and then you run into an angry Grandma. And she's got a mana bar

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Your doctor is secretly using AI to "treat" you [Scary]

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Hey, remember when Salma Hayek wore that tight little sweater and separator bra so you could get a clear look at her side cleavage? That's it, that's the articl...

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Annoying your wife during her teevee time because of your open heart surgery? That's a...oh fark, this is Alabama what did you think would happen? [Murica]

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Bachelorettes discover Florida AirBNB's amenities include a free stripper [Florida]

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What to do when your big military parade was a total bust because mean ol' Ukraine was making subtle threats to attack it? Test-fire a new ballistic missile, that's always good for reminding people of how potent and manly you are

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Atlanta ambulance crew who transported hantavirus patients said they were only going to get one shot, compared to the victims who most likely received more than that number

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Falsely accuse a man of being an accessory to murder by his son, officer? That's...holy shiat, the largest police judgement in Colorado history [Cool]

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NYS Craft Brewer's Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 13, 1-6PM - Hey, It's Cheaper Than LA*

On this day in history, in 1919, the German foreign minister protested the Versailles Treaty terms, possibly understanding in advance that it would case a furor in Germany

The price you pay when you grab that loaf of bread off the shelf may depend on how fast you can run to the register [Asinine]

Murdaugh murdaughr vaughrdict vaughcated [Facepalm]

Before Darth Vader was Darth Vader, he was the Black Knight! This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Reflection Edition [CSB]

Caption this badass cat [Caption]

But for a lot of older men, whose lives or romantic relationships didn't pan out the way they'd planned, their experiences haven't exactly shaped them for the better. Dating sucks, but it seems to be getting better for women open to younger men

Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Monochrome Set, James, Lone Justice, and The House Of Love. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #800. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options

That woman who murdered her husband and then published a children's book about grief? Yeah, she's being sentenced on what would have been her husband's 44th birthday. Maybe she could write a book about irony next?

I don't think cruise ships are a good idea right now [Scary]

Researchers gave some pregnant women kale powder capsules and others were given carrot powder capsules. Guess my mom liked bacon [Amusing]

You know how it is: you're violating parole after release from prison, ramming police cars, getting shot at, breaking into houses and stealing knives, fighting off German shepherds, and then you run into an angry Grandma. And she's got a mana bar

Your doctor is secretly using AI to "treat" you [Scary]

Hey, remember when Salma Hayek wore that tight little sweater and separator bra so you could get a clear look at her side cleavage? That's it, that's the articl...

Annoying your wife during her teevee time because of your open heart surgery? That's a...oh fark, this is Alabama what did you think would happen? [Murica]

Bachelorettes discover Florida AirBNB's amenities include a free stripper [Florida]

What to do when your big military parade was a total bust because mean ol' Ukraine was making subtle threats to attack it? Test-fire a new ballistic missile, that's always good for reminding people of how potent and manly you are

Atlanta ambulance crew who transported hantavirus patients said they were only going to get one shot, compared to the victims who most likely received more than that number

Falsely accuse a man of being an accessory to murder by his son, officer? That's...holy shiat, the largest police judgement in Colorado history [Cool]

Five lies that you've always believed about water and dehydration. #6: You don't actually need two hands to hold a water glass [Interesting]