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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Monochrome Set, James, Lone Justice, and The House Of Love. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #800. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options

That woman who murdered her husband and then published a children's book about grief? Yeah, she's being sentenced on what would have been her husband's 44th birthday. Maybe she could write a book about irony next?

I don't think cruise ships are a good idea right now [Scary]

Researchers gave some pregnant women kale powder capsules and others were given carrot powder capsules. Guess my mom liked bacon [Amusing]

You know how it is: you're violating parole after release from prison, ramming police cars, getting shot at, breaking into houses and stealing knives, fighting off German shepherds, and then you run into an angry Grandma. And she's got a mana bar

Your doctor is secretly using AI to "treat" you [Scary]

Hey, remember when Salma Hayek wore that tight little sweater and separator bra so you could get a clear look at her side cleavage? That's it, that's the articl...

Annoying your wife during her teevee time because of your open heart surgery? That's a...oh fark, this is Alabama what did you think would happen? [Murica]

Bachelorettes discover Florida AirBNB's amenities include a free stripper [Florida]

What to do when your big military parade was a total bust because mean ol' Ukraine was making subtle threats to attack it? Test-fire a new ballistic missile, that's always good for reminding people of how potent and manly you are

Atlanta ambulance crew who transported hantavirus patients said they were only going to get one shot, compared to the victims who most likely received more than that number

Falsely accuse a man of being an accessory to murder by his son, officer? That's...holy shiat, the largest police judgement in Colorado history [Cool]

Five lies that you've always believed about water and dehydration. #6: You don't actually need two hands to hold a water glass [Interesting]

The fact that the U.S. built an aviation system where flights of under 100 miles are the "lifeblood" despite the fact that you can drive that far in the same time or even (gasp) take a train tells you everything you need to know about the U.S

Q: Is it safe to drink coffee while pregnant? A: Yes, but not the way you do [Interesting]

Gunshots ring out in the Senate. No, not that one [NewsFlash]

Photoshop these bridge builders [Photoshop]

Merk not only works alongside first responders and local law enforcement during emergency response situations, but she's also a therapy dog at Prattville High, bringing comfort, confidence and purpose to students. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/pics)

And you thought we couldn't get any worse than Crocs [Stupid]

The Germans actually do something about it when a company is caught shrinkflating its products [Spiffy]

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