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Jeep recalls the Cherokee models 2019 to 2023 due to a power loss thingy that could lead to parked vehicle thingies potentially doing the rolly thingies which could lead to things getting all crashy and other things

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CALTRANs: Fark it, we'll do high-speed busses instead of trains [Ironic]

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In retrospect, flying a seaplane to Phoenix may have been a bad idea [Scary]

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"Ballmaxxing" [Facepalm]

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Several families unaware of their zombie status [Creepy]

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Women hate spitting during sex. No, not that [Obvious]

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Mormon church argues that all sex abuse conducted by the church should be counted as a single occurrence, no matter how many children were farked or how much they covered it up to allow it to continue happening

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Why did the students only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on the exam? Because they literally can't even [Stupid]

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Photoshop this satisfied tourist [Photoshop]

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Ancestry DNA has been upending families since 2012. It's a bummer. Worse is when the secret goes on for 38 years, so that the people who could fill in the details have already passed

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Fark NotNewsletter: What's the worst AI you've seen

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British man with hantavirus flattens the curve by drinking at a bar instead of quarantining [Scary]

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'A federal judge from Michigan has avoided jail time in his super drunk case.' Apparently Michigan has a 'super drunk' law [Awkward]

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PM Carney: And then we take it higher...♫ [Cool]

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Oh, my God, Gordie, look at her butt Dairy farmer: I like big butts and I can not lie [Interesting]

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This is how a billion-dollar Medicare fraud mastermind dresses these days [Florida]

Four bed home for sale. Suit wealthy Telletubby [Cool]

Come along and dangle your worm this weekend, see what bites [Weird]

Jeep recalls the Cherokee models 2019 to 2023 due to a power loss thingy that could lead to parked vehicle thingies potentially doing the rolly thingies which could lead to things getting all crashy and other things

CALTRANs: Fark it, we'll do high-speed busses instead of trains [Ironic]

In retrospect, flying a seaplane to Phoenix may have been a bad idea [Scary]

"Ballmaxxing" [Facepalm]

Several families unaware of their zombie status [Creepy]

Women hate spitting during sex. No, not that [Obvious]

Mormon church argues that all sex abuse conducted by the church should be counted as a single occurrence, no matter how many children were farked or how much they covered it up to allow it to continue happening

Why did the students only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on the exam? Because they literally can't even [Stupid]

Photoshop this satisfied tourist [Photoshop]

Ancestry DNA has been upending families since 2012. It's a bummer. Worse is when the secret goes on for 38 years, so that the people who could fill in the details have already passed

4PM Eastern

Fark NotNewsletter: What's the worst AI you've seen

British man with hantavirus flattens the curve by drinking at a bar instead of quarantining [Scary]

'A federal judge from Michigan has avoided jail time in his super drunk case.' Apparently Michigan has a 'super drunk' law [Awkward]

PM Carney: And then we take it higher...♫ [Cool]

Oh, my God, Gordie, look at her butt Dairy farmer: I like big butts and I can not lie [Interesting]

The owner of a popular Raleigh BBQ restaurant has died. OMG WTF [Sad]