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Woman accused of smuggling clams in her waders. Which is odd, because that's usually a bikini thing [Facepalm]

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Report says Idaho leads nation in alien sightings, adds helpful photo of one such unspeakably horrifying creature [Strange]

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Antarctic worker evacuated after threatening colleagues with homemade knife, assembling makeshift flying saucer [Weird]

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Iran has just ceased a private ship that was operating as a floating armoury for security firms who protect ships at sea [Fail]

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Volo Auto Museum NW of Chicago challenges ticket for their "Knight Rider" KITT Car caught on camera speeding thru Brooklyn, NY school zone despite being on display. Damn you, Garthe Knight

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It's never too late to start reversing the damage that alcohol has done to your body. So, you know, go ahead and keep drinking as much as you want, you can always deal with it later

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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 14 is imbroglio, as in "Chicagoans have a special nickname for the pope, they call imbroglio" [Amusing]

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Hey, anyone seen any uranium around here? Bear: roar [Scary]

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Newly elected UK government official gets straight to work, proposes serious measures to protect his town from UFOs and potential alien invasion [Dumbass]

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The little bastard shot me in the ass [Strange]

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Someone finally found a good use for AI [Stupid]

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China banned Marco Rubio from going to China back in 2020, but made a loophole so that Marco Lubio can get in no problem [Silly]

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Photoshop this relaxing living space [Photoshop]

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Man steals money for property, Only Fans, and life coaching - apparently in the wrong order [Fail]

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15-year-old arrested for driving with BAC of 0.306 15 times the legal limit for someone his age. Which implies Kansas has an alcohol limit above zero for those under 21

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Day 1541 of WW3. Orcs destroy a secret NATO Headquarters cleverly disguised as an apartment building. The russian government enacts a law allowing Moscow to invade any country enforcing laws against russians. This is your Thursday Ukraine war thread

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Tourists are not allowed to throw rocks at seals, even if they do say Jehovah [Dumbass]

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Chinese researchers may soon produce a battery that replaces lithium with iron, which is 80 times cheaper are far more abundant and easy to mine. Wonder how many of those researchers trained in the US but left because of anti-immigrant poison

He ain't heavy, he's my washer [Facepalm]

Virgin Media TV customers experience how Spice Channel appeared in the 80s [PSA]

Woman accused of smuggling clams in her waders. Which is odd, because that's usually a bikini thing [Facepalm]

Report says Idaho leads nation in alien sightings, adds helpful photo of one such unspeakably horrifying creature [Strange]

Antarctic worker evacuated after threatening colleagues with homemade knife, assembling makeshift flying saucer [Weird]

Iran has just ceased a private ship that was operating as a floating armoury for security firms who protect ships at sea [Fail]

Volo Auto Museum NW of Chicago challenges ticket for their "Knight Rider" KITT Car caught on camera speeding thru Brooklyn, NY school zone despite being on display. Damn you, Garthe Knight

It's never too late to start reversing the damage that alcohol has done to your body. So, you know, go ahead and keep drinking as much as you want, you can always deal with it later

The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 14 is imbroglio, as in "Chicagoans have a special nickname for the pope, they call imbroglio" [Amusing]

Hey, anyone seen any uranium around here? Bear: roar [Scary]

Newly elected UK government official gets straight to work, proposes serious measures to protect his town from UFOs and potential alien invasion [Dumbass]

The little bastard shot me in the ass [Strange]

Someone finally found a good use for AI [Stupid]

China banned Marco Rubio from going to China back in 2020, but made a loophole so that Marco Lubio can get in no problem [Silly]

Photoshop this relaxing living space [Photoshop]

Man steals money for property, Only Fans, and life coaching - apparently in the wrong order [Fail]

15-year-old arrested for driving with BAC of 0.306 15 times the legal limit for someone his age. Which implies Kansas has an alcohol limit above zero for those under 21

Day 1541 of WW3. Orcs destroy a secret NATO Headquarters cleverly disguised as an apartment building. The russian government enacts a law allowing Moscow to invade any country enforcing laws against russians. This is your Thursday Ukraine war thread

Tourists are not allowed to throw rocks at seals, even if they do say Jehovah [Dumbass]

Chinese researchers may soon produce a battery that replaces lithium with iron, which is 80 times cheaper are far more abundant and easy to mine. Wonder how many of those researchers trained in the US but left because of anti-immigrant poison