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Trump pauses ‘Project Freedom’ in the Strait of Hormuz but warns Iran the bombing will restart ‘at a much higher level’ if talks collapse

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Walmart shopper tries to use fitting room. Then she takes matters into her own hands when no one shows up: ‘So disrespectful’

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The Other Bennet Sister Is the Talk of Pemberley

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We Finally Have an Answer to Why Tom Holland’s Spider-Man Doesn’t Have His Uncle Ben

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Why Is Spencer Pratt (Yes, That Spencer Pratt) Running for Office in Los Angeles?

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Former Rep. MTG recommends Ivermectin and other unproven concoctions as Hantavirus “cure”

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Los Angeles woman tries to melt Hershey’s chocolate bar for treat. Then she notices something alarming: ‘We’re not mad enough’

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D.C. woman goes on pottery date with Hinge match. Then he breaks her sobriety—and makes her pay for everything: ‘Let’s normalize walking away’

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Happy 10 Year Anniversary To ‘Captain America: Civil War’ & Marvel’s Most Unhinged Promotional Campaign

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Florida man thinks a tree is walking to his house. Nobody believed him until he started measuring its movement

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British politician believes all politicos “should wear” their sponsors on their clothes

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Missouri man goes to Lowe’s for a dryer. Then he spots a GE model for just $199: ‘Too good to be true?’

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Everyone Is Being Weird About Anne Hathaway Again

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Arizona man goes out drinking with ‘friends.’ Then his wife looks at his location—and realizes he’s at a Holiday Inn

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The ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ Season 2 Finale Packs a Fisk Sized Punch (and 3D Printed Masks)

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RFK Jr. just launched a crusade to pull antidepressants from millions, ignoring the doctors screaming about a gaping hole in his plan

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Woman cuts off parents and friends, spends savings, and goes into debt, then therapist diagnoses her for ‘AI psychosis’: ‘I’m too self aware for this’

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NYC woman’s blind date arrives 40 minutes late, then after a successful brunch and two rounds of beer, he says he’s into ‘artsy pixie girls’

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Woman recounts her ‘narcissistic’ mother who prevented her from having female friends, then shares details involving Gilmore Girls: ‘psychotic’

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Man notified that his $600 Seiko watch was delivered, but he didn’t receive it. FedEx said ‘Mike M’ signed for it, and now he suspects his neighbor

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