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Obama tells Stephen Colbert about the privileges presidents must never abuse

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Utah woman recalls being raised in a cult after leaders started taking their blood

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South Carolina server forgets about table for 15 mins—so he comes up with a lie so clever, he wins them over: ’Why are you exposing our secrets’

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10 Animated Characters Who Became Gay Icons

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Server comes out of bathroom to customer giving her a dirty look—who humiliates her by asking an invasive question: ‘This is actually my worst fear’

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Why is Everyone Trying to Globally Speedrun in Scientology Buildings?

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Robin Thede’s five proposal stories is enough to send women running

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The Boys Showrunner Eric Kripke Has Perfect Response For Annoying Fan Complaints

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The Opening Credits Sequence For ‘The Mandalorian & Grogu’ Is The Best Part So Far

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SNL proves why it’s the best in the game with their Kash Patel impersonation by none other than Aziz Ansari

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After President, Trump sets eyes on sports counselor role, and his first client is a kid

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Woman purchases Sephora Mother’s Day gift, only to be majorly disappointed when it arrives. She’s not the only mad one: ‘Looks like it’s from Temu’

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Dave Chappelle tells Michelle Obama the Trump era is so unbearable even his jokes can’t keep up

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Trump swore his gold-plated ballroom would cost nothing but now Republicans want $1B in federal cash to ‘secure’ it

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New York’s latest flashpoint over West Bank real estate just got uglier as protesters face off with police and the law may just be on their side

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Woman ghosted a matchmaker’s setup and forgot about it. Then the man from the photo sat down next to her at lunch: ‘This is gonna sound insane’

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NYC billionaire Steve Roth compares ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs, says the 1% deserve a medal not a bill

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Howard Lutnick swore he cut ties with Epstein after one creepy tour. Then files revealed he took his family to the predator’s island

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FBI storms office of Virginia’s top Democrat after her ‘gerrymander miracle’ handed the party a 10-1 House map

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‘The bar has changed’: Colbert’s late-night show is ending and Obama suggests that he’d make a better president than one recent occupant

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